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"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""
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"My friends keep telling me I'm too indecisive And I'm not sure how I feel about it."
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"When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!"
"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side"
"I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone."
"Two men were sitting in a canoe in the middle of the desert... One man says to the other, ""where's your paddle?"" to which the other man replies, ""sure does."""
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"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""