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Joke of the Day

"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"

"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"

"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."

"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive real slow in the school zones."

"What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money? PayPal"

"What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator? A little con-descending"

"You know Reddit, yall like school in the summertime... No class."