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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side"
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"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"
"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"
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"I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came. Edit: grammar."
"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried. *-Hannibal Lecter*"
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."
"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"
"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."