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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"
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"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
"Damn Reddit, Aren't you tired of this bullshit?"
"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."
"Why did 8 break up with 7? Because 7 always came first!!!"
"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"
"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"