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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"
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"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"
"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""
"People call me ""big"", ""dumb"", and ""stupid"", which confuses me because I'm actually not very big"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I'm driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*"
"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge."
"Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor"
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."