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Joke of the Day

"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."

"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."

"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""

"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."

"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."

"My face is so oily The US wants to invade it."

"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"

"Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto"

"How to foil someones plan (pl)(an) = pa + pn + la + ln"