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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."

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"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"
"""Are you listening to understand or to be right?"" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions"
"Your best ""Your pussy's so..."" Your pussy's so wrinkled I mistook it for an antique coin purse."
"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"
"Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why."
"My wife caught me masturbating to one of those magic eye pictures. I told her it's not what it looks like"
"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"
"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."
"Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination."
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