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Joke of the Day

"Trump Brand Condoms! Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have sex."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"

"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."

"Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with me again She can't afford new pair of batteries"

"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."