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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle."

"(NSFW) Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."

"what do you call it if you spend all of your money on pokeballs and lure modules on Pokemon go? Brokemon (shit jokemon)"

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"

"Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine"

"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."

"A man is told he is drunk by a Bartender He shouted ""I am not drunk"" The Bartender shouted ""Tell the time!"" The man walked up to the clock and shouted at the Clock ""I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK"""