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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich? What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth?"

"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "

"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"Q: How do you make a woman angry and sick at the same time? Cholera, bitch."

"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."

"What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature? Black Guy Pees."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."