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Joke of the Day
"Son, who is that German guy who keeps hiding things in our house? Alzheimer, granpa."
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"What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Trump"
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
"*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic."
"What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers."
"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"
"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"
"What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter? A niece slapper."
"I love having sex on a camping trip... It's fucking intents"
"I got stopped by a woman in the street today. She said, ""Excuse me, sir, have you had an accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?"" I said, ""Yes, she's nearly 2 now."""