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Joke of the Day

"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"

"Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget."

"Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding? Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss"

"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"

"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"4 bullfighters in quicksand What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro cinco"

"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."

"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"