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Joke of the Day
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
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"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."
"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU Me: wow your hands are so soft Murderer: omg really Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use"
"What do you call a homosexual on fire that jumps into water? A flameboyant homosexual"
"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"
"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."
"A fish swam into a wall... and said ""dam!"""
"What sport is played in Spanish churches? La Cross"
"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."