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Joke of the Day
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
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"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."
"ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard? ROBOT: [twitch, spark]"
"The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. - Pets"
"what do you call an American Tardis? a reTardis"
"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"
"How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself."
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"
"Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"