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Joke of the Day

"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"

"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."

"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"

"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"

"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"

"*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: ""Who was that, your girlfriend?"" *Everyone laughs* NERD: ""Nope. It was yours."" *Dead silence*"

"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"

"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."

"My own Mother called me a 'Son of a Bitch'. Then she told me I was adopted :("

"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""