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Joke of the Day
"If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?"
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"Suddenly had the urge to lay on the floor and do stomach crunches. Then I found some bubble wrap and that urge went away."
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"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."