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"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
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"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"
"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""
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"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."
"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."
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"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
"Date tip: buy a calendar"
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