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Joke of the Day
"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
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"What if bananas turn black and bruised because they run their own fight club when we're not around?"
"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"
"The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand."
"Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD. Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about? Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items! Blonde 1: What do you need to repair? Blonde 2: My DVD player"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."
"I've Invented A New Word... Plagiarism."
"Can't ever go back to work after what my boss just said to me ""You're fired"""
"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"
"Future said ""I wake up on a daily basis"" so he other does so much drugs that that's an accomplishment or he doesnt know thats what people do"