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Joke of the Day
"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
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"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE""?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."
"Find myself in the need for some really despicable jokes. Come on Reddit, do your worst. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A Pedophile."
"I just came up with a new word! Plagiarism!"
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"