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Joke of the Day
"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."
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"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"Your mama is so fat ... She broke the stairway to heaven."
"If Shakespeare was a pun master Then he would make a play on words"
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."
"What do you call fake excrement? Shampoo."
"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""
"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."
"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"