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Joke of the Day

"I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like."

"Look, a reindeer. Santa, is that you? Nope. Chuck Testa."

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."

"What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !"

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."

"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."

"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."

"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."

"60 Minutes would be a better show if they played that ticking noise the entire time."