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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."

"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."

"Hitler was the worst track runner he couldn't even finish one race"

"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said ""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"""

"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."

"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"