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Joke of the Day

"My friend had a funeral for her baby who was killed by a lawnmower... I hope he Rests In Pieces."

"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."

"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."

"What did the pirate say to the wench before sex? Prepare to be boarded."

"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"When people ask ""what do you do"" I try to seem normal by saying things like ""Walk with my feet. Use water. See things that are there."""

"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"

"I try to accomplish epic missions before the microwave hits zero."

"I don't see why Trump says we don't win anymore. We did win the Superbowl."

"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"