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Joke of the Day
"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."
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"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"
"Ellen Pao's husband"
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"What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? Gomer's pile."
"What really ticks people off? Time bombs."
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"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."