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Joke of the Day

"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."

"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleavies."

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"Reddit right now [deleted]"

"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party? A cold shoulder"

"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow."

"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."

"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."

"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."

"My wife bought a bunch of cheap camping supplies from a garage sale. This shall be known as the Summer of my Discount Tent."