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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? you ask her to roll her sleeves up."
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"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"
"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."
"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."
"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""
"Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping? Because it is in tents"
"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""
"[first day as a mechanic] ME: i would say this car is haunted"
"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."
"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"