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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."

"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."

"I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest"

"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."

"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. Real question is, how'd they get in there.?"

"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."

"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."