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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to sell my Hoover ..... it was just collecting dust"
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"There's no ""i"" in denial."
"If farting was a mechanism to flag my territory, I would rule the world."
"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."
"How do we know cats are communists? All they ever say is Mao."
"[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?"
"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"What did one vampire say to the other vampire? Is that you coffin?"
"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"
"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"