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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman ""hey how much for a drink?"" The barman replies ""For you, no charge"" Bazinga!"

"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."

"What do fat people wipe their butts with? Toilet paper."

"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""

"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."

"what is the cleanest bar in the world... The soap bar."

"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"

"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."