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Joke of the Day
"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
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"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."
"I used to have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it"
"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."
"Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral? They're scared he'll try to dive in the box."
"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."
"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"
"Does anyone want to buy a used Theremin? I haven't touched mine in years."
"*crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*"
"2nd month dating: A thousand lifetimes with you would not be enough. 2nd month of marriage: OMG you are the loudest cereal chewer on earth!"