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Joke of the Day

"2nd month dating: A thousand lifetimes with you would not be enough. 2nd month of marriage: OMG you are the loudest cereal chewer on earth!"

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."

"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."

"Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry."

"It's an age-old question, but which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath"

"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."

"What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille."