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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid"
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"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."
"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"
"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."
"I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it's the ones we love that hurt us the most."
"My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. I lost it."
"Ninety-sixing is how dyslexic people perform the sexual position where both partners are conducting oral sex on each other at the same time."
"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."
"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."