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Joke of the Day

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."

"What kind of investments do musicians make? Sound investments."

"Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!"

"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."

"Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn't read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND."

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation."

"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""

"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."