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Joke of the Day
"What kind of investments do musicians make? Sound investments."
Next Joke
"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"
"Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !"
"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."
"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""
"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."
"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
"I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly."
"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"