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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"
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"In St. Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"
"Today a guest asked if we sold leggings for dogs (I'm not even kidding, this was a real request) I guess he owns a basic bitch"
"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"
"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."
"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."
"What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? I'm at wick's end."
"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."
"I highly doubt that Monica Lewinsky will support Hillary in 2016. I mean, the last time a Clinton was a president, it left a really bad taste in her mouth."
"[1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET'S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone."