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Joke of the Day
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."
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"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"
"Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro."
"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."
"Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential."
"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."
"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."
"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."