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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."

"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."

"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"

"I raped a blind woman the other day. She didn't see me coming."

"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."

"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."

"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"

"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."

"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"

"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."