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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"

"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""

"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"

"When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds.."

"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes. Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving."

"What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? ""Can I have some 'change'?"""

"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."

"What came before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."