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Joke of the Day
"My wife called me a pedophile... I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old"""
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"What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand? I sink therefore I am."
"[First Date] Him: Great dress. Me: Oh, this? *flips hair* *twirls* *skirt flares* *foot catches* *face plants* Him: Me: Hey! Come back!"
"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"
"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"
"What a few black wolves and a classic musician have in common? The two are Wolfgang."
"Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."""
"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""
"Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it."
"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"