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Joke of the Day

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"I am going to tell my friends... That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up."

"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"

"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."

"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"

"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"

"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"

"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."

"If she's not ruining your life.....She's just not that into you."