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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."

"Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with."

"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."

"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."

"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"

"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."

"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."

"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"