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Joke of the Day
"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"
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"I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!"
"Which day is the most agreeable? Yesterday"
"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."
"When's the best time to go skydiving? Fall."
"Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing."
"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."
"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"