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Joke of the Day

"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."

"I saw a dramatic comedy about a guy with PbA. The plot was confusing... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.."

"Teacher: you can be anything you want Me: Beyonce Her: well, not that (we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...) Me: Hi I'm Beyonce"

"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"

"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"Why do trees shed their leaves in fall? Because they've had their chloro-fill."

"If I weren't such a genus I'd be more specific."

"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"

"You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits."

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."