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Joke of the Day
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!"
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"I've been constipated for four days I'm getting real tired of this shit."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"
"I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?"
"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"
"Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop."
"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."
"I planted something on Earth Day... My ass in my recliner for the day!"
"What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!"
"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."