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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""

"My sick friend said a cold never bothered him anyways. I asked him if he wanted to build a snotman"

"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""

"I time-travel quite frequently, ... I'd go to bed around midnight, and in few seconds I'd wake up to, lo and behold, 9 AM."

"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""

"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant"

"If my life had a soundtrack it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly closing and then falling off its hinges onto a bunch of ugly cats..."