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Joke of the Day
"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."
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"They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring."
"Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole ""productivity"" thing"
"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."
"It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle."
"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."
"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
"Donald Trump is the only person in the world who achieved this and made a history. He won an argument against a woman"
"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."
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