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Joke of the Day
"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."
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"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."
"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""
"White lies Don't matter. But black lies matter."
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."
"Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addiction Clinic I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty dissapointed."
"Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps."
"I like my sex like I like my math Discrete"