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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."
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"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."
"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"
"Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!"
"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"
"What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."
"Smirnoff bought pabst Now traded as pab-smir"
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"