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Joke of the Day
"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."
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"I'm off to buy a 3-D printer. Which I'll use to make another 3-D printer. Then return the first one."
"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"
"There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above"
"What do Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney have in common? Both shot someone in the face while in office."
"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"
"We all missed harambe Except the bullet!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"
"Guy calls his boss and says ""I can't come in, I'm sick"". Boss says, ""you don't sound sick to me"". Guy says, ""I just got done fucking my dog how much sicker could I be?"""
"I have somewhere around 300 karma I intend to drop it to 0 by having human-like opinions on the wrong subreddits"