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Joke of the Day

"I know a good joke about hipsters. You've probably never heard it."

"Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom."

"My friend keeps hiding Disney films in my lunch. I'm fed up."

"1. Ask for something. 2. Throw it down. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. - Toddler To Do List"

"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."

"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"

"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."

"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."

"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."