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Joke of the Day
"What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild? Fucking big ones!"
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"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
"You have enough fat to make another human."
"""We're not so different, you and I,"" Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper."
"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."
"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"
"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"
"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"
"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."