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Joke of the Day
"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
Next Joke
"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"
"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."
"What's brown and sticky? My poop."
"What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !"
"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"
"Hello, Room service? Yes, in order to make my fort structurally sound I'm gonna need 9 more pillows brought to room 355 Bring ice cream too"
"The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. ""No mis"" he replied"
"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."
"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."