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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"

"What's an activity 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says ""Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"""

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"The recipe said ""Set the oven to 180 degrees,"" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall."

"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."

"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."

"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"

"How do you hear a hormone? Pay $100 for 30 minutes"

"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"